"Love: The most fun you can have without laughing."
"If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in a sack, don't worry it's just because I wanted you for Christmas"
"If you want me to fall for you, you got to give me something worth tripping over."
"Think of love as a card game: first, get rid of the jokers, throw away the hearts, keep the diamonds... then try to get a king"
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
"If your not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love."
"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
"Love is being stupid together."
